What could be more frightening than a lawyer driving down the road on his Heritage Springer Special, longhaired wig flying in the breeze, fake tattoos festooning his arms, fringed armchaps, EZ Leaker(tm) and HD leathers, his $400 cellphone ringing to the tune of "Born to be Wild" as his stockbroker calls him up?
Maybe if he took his Heritage Springer Special off the trailer that his Lexus is pulling with his wife behind the wheel, that would be more frightening.
AT least the cellphone will get more mileage than most of the bikes owned by the geeks who would buy such a thing.
Truly the the Spirit of motorcycling, what?
There has to be a good Trailerman, er I mean Highwayman spoof in here somewhere.
Maybe if he took his Heritage Springer Special off the trailer that his Lexus is pulling with his wife behind the wheel, that would be more frightening.
AT least the cellphone will get more mileage than most of the bikes owned by the geeks who would buy such a thing.
Truly the the Spirit of motorcycling, what?
There has to be a good Trailerman, er I mean Highwayman spoof in here somewhere.