I smell a product liability lawsuit coming
What happens when your tassled finger chaps get tangled with your tassled cell phone chaps as you reach for your tassled brake lever chaps to try and slow down for the ex-stripper flashing her tassled ass-less standard-issue chaps at H-D's 100th? I can only imagine the EMTs trying to cut their way through the tangle just to get to the carnage!
What happens when your tassled finger chaps get tangled with your tassled cell phone chaps as you reach for your tassled brake lever chaps to try and slow down for the ex-stripper flashing her tassled ass-less standard-issue chaps at H-D's 100th? I can only imagine the EMTs trying to cut their way through the tangle just to get to the carnage!
