Howdy boys!
Wes havin our first Gay-Pride perade, down hear in Beckley W.V. and me and the Hole HOG Hillbilly Harley Riders and Dance Troop was wonderin if any a that stuff come in lime-green and pink. We was originelly gonna dress up as Gerbals, put minin helmets on and hold the perade in shaft #7 of the old Lost Sausage mine. Butt some a the guys got to breathin so hard just thinkin about it, they done passed out n we had ta give em all mouth ta mouth. Since we was holdin the meetin in the 1st Baptist church basement, we was all brought up on morals charges. Aint so bad. Slim Jim met hisself a right nice fella, in the pokie, and that pork gravy they serves in thars reall slippery, so a good time was had by all.
Anyway, sorry fer gittin of the subject, wes thinkin wed best change are image, sos were thinkin about goin a bit more Butch, if ya know what I mean. And that Flamin Harley apparel sure looks fabulous. Does any a ya think we could git a descount, iffn we ordered in bulk?
And, oh yeah, Earl Humperbutt, from down Camp Creek way, was wonderin if mayby ya think Willie D. might be intrested in comin, too he he he
our perade, Earl thinks hes kinda cute