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No problem.HEY! I wanna be the new GMP! ME, PICK MEEE!!!!
Simply hit yourself in the forehead with a steam pipe slugging hammer until your IQ reduces to about 70. (Sarnali2 will be happy to provide one for you). Only accept information from ABC, CBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, NBC and Wikipedia. Pick a couple of professions that you know nothing about and pretend you work at those. Whenever anyone relates a personal experience jump in and make up some story about how you did the same thing but better or more.
Keep at this for a couple of years and you may be able to replace the last GMP.