[Kenneth_Moore]

I've had a hard time finding "70's clunkers" around here. Before I decided to get a new bike, I went on a pretty thorough search for older bikes. What I found was either utterly useless trash or a few nice bikes priced beyond all reason. Apparently the m/c collector fad is going full bore.

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

...Clean title in hand!!!

Pfft. My used bike had TWO clean titles in hands.

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Hmm, this could be fun...

Don't use the word "laundered". It activates the NSA'a terrorism recognition software and targets your computer for clandestine search. Your bank accounts are flagged.... hold it, in your case I guess that's not a concern. Anyhow then your home is targeted for laser surveillance and a black helicopter shadows you everywhere you go, with Jan Michael-Vincent at the controls with the DTs.

Al-Quieda. Terrorist plot. Dirty bomb. Nuclear material. Biologic agents. Jihad. Imperialist Yankee Scum. Yellowcake uranium. Plutonium. Power grid. Suicide motorcycle bombs. My Name Is Seruzawa.