[seruzawa]

Yeah, poor guy. He was just walking down the road minding his own business and one of them there eeeeeevil high powered sportbikes just mowed him down. It obviously wasn't his fault. Now we have gangs of eeeevil sportbikes roaming the country to contend with as well as the gangs of eeeevil SUVs and eeeeevil handguns sneaking up on unsuspecting victims.

 

[seruzawa]

You noticed that he made another post on that thread after the one he said was his last? Yeah. We all believe that one. I think he's just taken time out to sand and varnish a new supply of broomsticks.

 

[seruzawa]

Well, duh. But we have to keep up the illusion that Burns, Sean and Gabe have been fooling us all along. You know how fragile those motojournalist's egos are. It's difficult to know that no matter how successful you are in motojournalism you are still no one.

 

[seruzawa]

I've started having problems after I installed the latest Firefox upgrade. Methinks they hosed something up.

 

[seruzawa]

How about Don King's hairdo?

 

[seruzawa]

The story is incomplete. It doesn't say whether or not this kid was a victim of one of those eeeeevil high powered sportbikes that are ravaging our cities and victimizing the elderly.

 

[seruzawa]

"I knew one kid . Wore two flack jackets and armored underwear. He bit it in the Ashau Valley. When your time is up your time is up."

 

[seruzawa]

Naw. It's like having an abcessed tooth pulled. You worry the empty socket with your tongue for a few days.