You are an idiot. You must have posted that after you had three or four beers. It's a nice lie to tell yourself so you can justify driving after you've had something to drink.
NB: I am a former idiot who also thought that my driving ability increased after moderate alcohol intake. I have since learned better (no, not after a DUI or accident). Drinking = good, driving = good, drinking+driving = pretty good chance of a really bad day