They say excuses are like a$$holes, which if true would make you a very popular guy in prison. You gotta quit your job, abandon your kid, give your harem of MILFs a rest, forsake your non-motorcycle related possessions, and join me in a life of wanderlust-induced poverty. Kind of like a Shaolin monk, only with chaps instead of a robe.
I think I could do most of that except for the kid. Ok I can't abandon the harem either. Well, I'm not really into the poverty thing either because after we meet the cute girl at the hostel, I gotta take her to the Hilton for a little privacy.
You know if you'd given me more than 24 hours notice I would have gone with you and perhaps told you that it snows in Flagstaff.
My electric vest is still the best motorcycle-related purchase I have ever made.
Since the Buzzer can't seem to escape from his gilded cage except for once every lunar leap year and the occasional Druid holiday, I'd be happy to take on a new Grasshopper. But first you will have to prove yourself worthy by making a sacrificial offering of the most attractive female member of your family over the age of 18. Either that or some cheaply made beads and trinkets will do.
Great story!!! Thank you!!! Makes me want to take a trip...
But since nobody else said anything, I cant' help being the A-hole that does.
Do you mean to tell me that after the countless times chatting, talking, discussing, or arguing with some Harley guy and like it was a requirement, at some point he has ended up saying, "If you have to ask, you wouldnt understand". It comes down to a girl giving you a KISS on the cheek????????????????
FOR THE RECORD, I understand.
And Im going to have to say I think just about every guy who rides a bike, no matter what flavor, that he understands that your motorcycle will add to your chances of getting laid.....
What, Harley guys thought they had some exclusive secret thing going on all this time???
I'm not one to make accusations, but one does seem to wonder if this might reflect on the inteligence of somebody that thinks this way....
Sorry, but I couldn't help it! I thought it was too funny not to mention. I have always hated the "if you have to ask" thing. Like every motorcyclist doesn't get the same satisfaction out of what they ride. It's a pretty stupid statement in my opinion.
But please don't let this seem like a judgement on the article. I loved it!!! Please do more like this one.......
I don't know why the quote didn't copy and paste? I guess I am going to get some opinions on my intelligence now...
Ebass's Quote: "to my pleasure and surprise, the pilot got a big hug and a kiss from his exuberant passenger, which is probably what they're talking about when the H_D bretheren say " If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand". end quote