I am waiting for the other simulators from the other companies since they have different attitudes:
Suzuki "GSX-R first on the racetrack, first with stunnaz" simulator.
Kawasaki "Ninja 180mph midnight highway run simulator"
Yamaha "16,000rpm is appropriate for downtown traffic" simulator.
Harley "Poker Run and Parade Simulator"
insert name of chopper brand here, "Visit all the bars in town simulator." (With BAC simulation)
BMW "Let the bike ride itself simulator"