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I live in a very small town in FL. I was wondering if any of you know where I can order hoses for my 1994 honda nighthawk 250? I have a advanced auto parts but I am unsure if they carry those hoses.
 

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...let's see, a small town in florida...hoses for a 250 honda...hmmm...atlantic ocean on one side...******** in the middle...gulf of mexico on the other side...hoses for a honda....hmmmm...has internet access, obviously....MAYBE AN ON-LINE MAIL ORDER HONDA PARTS PLACE?!?!? A HONDA SHOP, THEY HAVE THOSE IN FLORIDA, RIGHT?!?!

i yi yi...i need a shot of something...
 

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You came for the right place...

Sorry i dont know where to get this crap from this is my first bike and I know NOTHING about it. Dont have to be so rude
...for gratuitous insults as well as primo motorcycle advice. So, do what a lot of us did and get a good manual and roll up the ol' sleeves and dig right in.

And if mscuddy gives you a bunch of shyt just tell him to f--- off like the rest of us do.
 

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What about my hose?

..it doesn't work anymore either. Wonder if there's an on-line parts store for inoperative choders?
 

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..it doesn't work anymore either. Wonder if there's an on-line parts store for inoperative choders?
Viagra works pretty good, if you're wirings f*cked I guess a couple of popsickle sticks and some medical tape is yer best bet. I'd slip a condom over the works so you don't get splinters in her ginch just to be thoughtful.
 

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Online parts ordering. Cheaper than a local shop.
Maybe... When I have smaller orders, the damn shipping charge they tack on frequently outweighs any savings I might get. My method these days is to find what I want online, get the OEM part number, then call the local shop to place the order. Then I can just walk in and pay without the usual parts counter nonsense.
 

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"splinters in her ginch"!

Ah-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Sounds like the title of a Bread tune that never made it to vinyl!

Or maybe ZZTop...
 
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