[seruzawa]

But this is the lounge. I just learned something so horrible that I just have to inflict my pain on others. They are remaking the 50's SciFi classic "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and they are casting, you won't believe this..... Keanu Reeves as Klaatu. I'm gonna be sick.

Keanu Reeves to 'Stand Still' -- Vulture -- Entertainment & Culture Blog -- New York Magazine

 

[BrowningBAR]

"We have come to visit you in peace, dudes, and with excellent goodwill. Party on Gort!"

 

[longride]

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.

 

[acecycleins]

No lame football, bus crashing, time machine tripping, Neo flying around here- please.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused before us, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez and any other aliases he might have, to hang by the neck until dead....may god have mercy on his soul....proceed.

 

[The_AirHawk]

No WAY!!!!

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Strange things are happening at Motorcycle.com.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Strange things are happening at Motorcycle.com.

No WAY!!!!

 

[mscuddy]

Oh noooo!

Who's gonna play the kid? Maybe they can get Billy Gray, I hear he still looks pretty good for a speedway racing speed crazed loonie ex-father knows best model teenager.

And Sam Jaffe, what about him? Who's gonna play Dr. Sardonicus or WTF was his name? Dr. Ringblat? Dr. Eisenbar? Prof. Barnhardt! That's it...yeah Bardhardt...

Maybe they can get Madonna to play the Patricia Neal part...

I sense a real stinkeroo here, video in 3 weeks. Why must they do this to my favorite movies?

 

[seruzawa]

Worse....

Who's gonna play the kid? Maybe they can get Billy Gray, I hear he still looks pretty good for a speedway racing speed crazed loonie ex-father knows best model teenager.

And Sam Jaffe, what about him? Who's gonna play Dr. Sardonicus or WTF was his name? Dr. Ringblat? Dr. Eisenbar? Prof. Barnhardt! That's it...yeah Bardhardt...

Maybe they can get Madonna to play the Patricia Neal part...

I sense a real stinkeroo here, video in 3 weeks. Why must they do this to my favorite movies?

... you can bet that it'll just end up being a politically motivated super-socialist screed.

 

[pplassm]

Would you believe:

Hell, they're making a "Get Smart" movie, too. Supposed to suck eggs, despite having that "Office" guy starring as 86.

http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/movie.html