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But... the consequences!

I don't know Buz. If he invades Europe he's liable to receive a very sternly worded letter of disapproval from the United Nations.

 

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Re: But... the consequences!

Got the wrong guy, dude. I don't care at all how many Mexicans come up here. One of my favorite pastimes is to get invited to Mexican weddings. Man, those guys know how to party! Much more fun than those [email protected] protestants. And the worst of all are those Mormon wedding receptions... funerals have more life.

I'm more frightened of the lunatics who are going to force us to use passports to visit Canada and Mexico.

History note: Passports were first used by Czarist Russia in an attempt to keep communist agitators out. It's a stupid idea that has never ever worked. So of course every govt on earth had to adopt the idea.

 

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Re: But... the consequences!

I told that very joke to my Irish relatives who were visiting the States a couple of years ago. They thought it was one of the best Irish jokes they ever heard.

 

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The only thing anyone gets when they invade Europe is sorry. They get that when they help Europe too. Even if they try to avoid Europe they get it delivered free.

 

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Wait a second. Aren't you required to post all insults in both French and English?