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I want a Yamaha MT-01 !!

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The problem with that is emissions testing has to be done and you would foot the bill, and on top off that, you wouldn't have a warranty.
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Got the wrong guy, dude. I don't care at all how many Mexicans come up here. One of my favorite pastimes is to get invited to Mexican weddings. Man, those guys know how to party! Much more fun than those [email protected] protestants. And the worst of all are those Mormon wedding receptions... funerals have more life.

I'm more frightened of the lunatics who are going to force us to use passports to visit Canada and Mexico.

History note: Passports were first used by Czarist Russia in an attempt to keep communist agitators out. It's a stupid idea that has never ever worked. So of course every govt on earth had to adopt the idea.
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I'll agree that Mexican wedding are miles ahead of ours in the fun department. Still my favorite line about nuptuals is "I'd rather attend a funeral than a wedding. At least you know that poor bastard is done suffering." VWW
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Whats the dif b'twn an irish wedding and an irish wake?????

One less drunk!!!!

I kid because I am.
Cool, another invasion!



Will this one "pay for itself through oil revenues"?



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I told that very joke to my Irish relatives who were visiting the States a couple of years ago. They thought it was one of the best Irish jokes they ever heard.
The only thing anyone gets when they invade Europe is sorry. They get that when they help Europe too. Even if they try to avoid Europe they get it delivered free.

I want a MT-03...

The MT-01 is nice, but the MT-03 piques my interest even more... Any word on when this model will be available or have they shelved it?
It's a little known fact... but France was actually occupied by Pepsi for 3 months during the Cola Wars.
I'm right behind you. I told my dealer that if he hears anything in the direction of the MT01 coming here, to let me know and I'll be there in 10 minutes with the deposit check.
Check with that cultural anthropologist on your speed dial to see how many doughboys brought back hairy french widows.
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Sorry I don't have any info, but I hear you on the MT-03 thing.
Well, the fact is that Europe and France specifically get all the best bikes first. The reason is that on average, they ride more than we do. I had a Buell and I loved it but I would certainly buy an MT-01 if it was available here.
You mean the proctologist market has been saturated?
Maybe its less that they ride more (If that is in fact true) than Europe is a less litigious place to do teir Beta testing.
You are probably right. They also have several good manufactures. (MV, Aprilia, KTM, Ducati, Triumph, BMW, etc..). We need more like that.

Buell is, to my knowledge, the only American sport bike builder beside a couple of very small operations.
You are probably right. They also have several good manufactures. (MV, Aprilia, KTM, Ducati, Triumph, BMW, etc..). We need more like that.

Buell is, to my knowledge, the only American sport bike builder beside a couple of very small operations.
Say Johnny... maybe if France had been smart enough to build that massive unbreakable wall all the way to the coast, they wouldn't have had so many young widows.



Walls don't do ya much good when huge armies can simply drive around them.



Morons.



And as for your germany analogy... you're showing your ignorance. Mexico and Canada are what they are because we beat them down long ago. We took much of mexico and named it Texas. We'd have done the same to the nancy boy krouts too.



Same with the sissy-mary canucks too.



If germany was bording America, we'd have neutered them much sooner than we did.
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Invading Europe is easy. Keeping it is hard.



As fast as the MT-01 is, you can't get from the Cote D'Azure to the Spanish dance clubs to Amsterdam and back to Monaco in a day, let alone make a pit stop in Paris or a side-ride through Luxembourg. How is anyone supposed to keep all the daughters of the old wealth happy, properly suntan oiled and adequately preening? The image of Europe has to be maintained and I don't think the MT-01 is the bike to do it.



I suggest that once everyone's hands are in the air, the new despot enlist the Irish as his secret police. No one suspects the Irish Inquisition, after all, and even with the MT-01, the despot will need a hand or two.
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