[TEvo]

Get the two-smoke.



They are going to be unobtainium someday soon...

 

[mscuddy]

Ask the man who has one. Get the CR500. And a lot of spare rear knobbies.



The mighty CR500 is almost impossible to destroy. Top ends last forever and ever...



And you can always hire someone to start it for you.

 

[1747]

Cashley u r so old-skool.

TT-R230 is new and much cooler. I kinda want one myself...

 

[sportbike_pilot]

XR400R - I don't want to listen to any excuses. The CR pretty much sucks for trails and the 225 might get beat to death.



-sbp

 

[33342]

If you don't wanna listen to excuses, all ya gotta do is shut yer cakehole whilst getting smoked. If that's just too darned hard, you can always stuff your ponytail in your gaping maw.

 

[1747]

U need ????in mama i'm not foolin.'

 

[mscuddy]

I dunno, my '87 CR500 is astonishingly good on snotty single track and tight stuff. Has lots of grunt right off the bottom.



Not very good in the rocks though. Geared too high.

 

[sportbike_pilot]

I don't know, but I been told, a bow-legged woman ain't got no......

 

[37035]

Does any manufacturer still make a 500cc two-stroke for sale in the US? If the Japanese and Europeans are out of that biz, big two-strokes might be an ideal product to be "Made in China".

 

[mscuddy]

They already make big two strokes that look like old MZs and Jawas.



The Mongolian herdsmen ride them insead of those pigmy ponys they use to be stuck with.

 

[longride]

I wish I had the nerve to talk to you like that.

 

[1747]

TREMBLING GIZZARD OOZING LOVEGRAVY ACHING TO BE LADLED QUICKLY, THEN UNLADLED, THEN LADLED AGAIN ABOUT 50 TIMES INTO BODY CAVITY OF HOT, STEAMING FRESHLY PLUCKED FOWL LYING LIMP, PASSIVELY, WISHING, NAY, DYING TO BE STUFFED, YES, NOW...

 

[33342]

JohnnyB!

 

[Buzglyd]

I think you can still go down to your local dealer and get a Kawasaki KX500.

 

[19616]

Whoooo, JB!

Too long the love slave of the advertising industry, obviously.

 

[33129]

Get the CR500 and a spare pair of street wheels and tires. As soon as you motard the thing, you won't put the knobbies back on.

 

[37035]

I'll bet a small part of them misses those pygmy ponies...

 

[1747]

www.servicehonda.com, Rashley.

 

[mscuddy]

Wow...

 

[33342]

Wow! I wants!



JohnnyB, you're still the man after all these years. I'll tell Sister Mary Kim to give ya some luvin'! ;-)