In the wake of Indian's demise, we give you...

You're coming with me. I have a woody.

I appreciate the compliment. But lighthearted is lighthearted, whether I produce it or not; and, of course, I lay no claim to being the best (or even a good) writer. So I pass it along.



I'm toying with the idea of getting myself together for a semi-regular moto-satire (moto-humour, at least) comlumn to submit.

All original, of course.

With rubber mounting cancelling the vibes from HD's Sportsters, do you think more women riders will start throwing their legs over Big Johnsons?

I hope not, I can only take so much more of it.

Would have been just the beer to sell down at Big Johnson Liqours.

Just build a big Johnson in the shape of a ... Big Johnson. Jesse James could do it. This country needs to take itself way less serious. We need more art, humor, outrageous kinetic humorous art! We need to get a life around here. Damn it stop talking about it just do it.



OK, I'm fine. I'm going home now.

Re: Highwayman Report.

The Highwayman has reported that now he can have the one thing that was missing from his sorry life.

He also said that with the severe complications he had operating his EZ leaker, he would be happy to have any Johnson at all, since he can now keep his ***** kicking boots clean and in working order.

As reported by Glanssphincter.com