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If I knew I could get a buncha suckers to pay me huge bucks to build those things I'd be doin' it tomorrow! More power to OCC if they can pull it off. It's called a free enterprise system... even though nothing is for free. More like a FEE enterprise system.
 

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Re: Walrus dad strikes again

I am the egg man...
 

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Re: Walrus dad strikes again

Kook-Kook-Kachook! Kook-Kook-Kachook..........
 

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I'm trying to figure out how they'll incorporate a microchip theme into a chopper.



Of course, seeing as how Intel is hopping on a trend that peaked out years ago, I'm picturing a Tron bike.
 

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Do they make MIND BLEACH for the image that just crossed my brain of Mikey in a fuzzy bathing-suit and ears............



ick.



No, really.



ick.
 

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I wonder if the engine will be overclocked and water-cooled?
 

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Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

[*]Cooling fins replaced with 200 CPU fans

[*]Kill switch must be held for 7 seconds to stop the motor

[*]Centrino version only runs on one cylinder

[*]horn sounds at speeds above 12 MPH (BIOS update in the works)

[*]Includes novelty shirt: "If you can read this, the B1tch logged off"

[*]You: ride AMD's faster, cheaper bike. Me: ride yo old lady on dirty matress

[*]Opus can't touch flippers down at stoplights (wait, that's Bloom County Choppers)

[*]Owners manual replaced with incomprehensible EULA

[*]Still kicking itself over exculsive tire deal signed with Microsoft bike

[*]When mechanic says you blew a seal, you can quip "actually, it was a walrus"
 
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