Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike
[*]Cooling fins replaced with 200 CPU fans
[*]Kill switch must be held for 7 seconds to stop the motor
[*]Centrino version only runs on one cylinder
[*]horn sounds at speeds above 12 MPH (BIOS update in the works)
[*]Includes novelty shirt: "If you can read this, the B1tch logged off"
[*]You: ride AMD's faster, cheaper bike. Me: ride yo old lady on dirty matress
[*]Opus can't touch flippers down at stoplights (wait, that's Bloom County Choppers)
[*]Owners manual replaced with incomprehensible EULA
[*]Still kicking itself over exculsive tire deal signed with Microsoft bike
[*]When mechanic says you blew a seal, you can quip "actually, it was a walrus"