[47609]

Wait, are we upset for OCC or Intel? I love choppers, but OCC/most TV mega-buck choppers make me gag.

Nice move, Intel.

 

[SpeedwayRN]

So, who cares.

 

[longride]

Oh, here we go again!

 

[seruzawa]

If I knew I could get a buncha suckers to pay me huge bucks to build those things I'd be doin' it tomorrow! More power to OCC if they can pull it off. It's called a free enterprise system... even though nothing is for free. More like a FEE enterprise system.

 

[mscuddy]

Re: Walrus dad strikes again

I am the egg man...

 

[44066]

YAAAAAAAAAWN!

 

[The_AirHawk]

Re: Walrus dad strikes again

Kook-Kook-Kachook! Kook-Kook-Kachook..........

 

[39110]

Okay, let's see....Yawn? Nope, that's already taken. How about, who the hell cares? Let's get on with the news already.

 

[schizuki]

I'm trying to figure out how they'll incorporate a microchip theme into a chopper.



Of course, seeing as how Intel is hopping on a trend that peaked out years ago, I'm picturing a Tron bike.

 

[testcase]

My own company has commissioned OCC to build them some bikes for a golf tournament...



>hangs head<



On the bright side, does this mean we'll see the teutels in flamboyantly colored bunny suits?

 

[Buzglyd]

It won't need a very big gas tank because the owners will just ride it around in their mother's basement.



I wonder if it will have billet Dungeons and Dragons pieces all over it?

 

[34663]

I wonder what happens to the chopper after it's been unveiled.

 

[The_AirHawk]

Do they make MIND BLEACH for the image that just crossed my brain of Mikey in a fuzzy bathing-suit and ears............



ick.



No, really.



ick.

 

[The_AirHawk]

I wonder if the engine will be overclocked and water-cooled?

 

[51092]

Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

[*]Cooling fins replaced with 200 CPU fans

[*]Kill switch must be held for 7 seconds to stop the motor

[*]Centrino version only runs on one cylinder

[*]horn sounds at speeds above 12 MPH (BIOS update in the works)

[*]Includes novelty shirt: "If you can read this, the B1tch logged off"

[*]You: ride AMD's faster, cheaper bike. Me: ride yo old lady on dirty matress

[*]Opus can't touch flippers down at stoplights (wait, that's Bloom County Choppers)

[*]Owners manual replaced with incomprehensible EULA

[*]Still kicking itself over exculsive tire deal signed with Microsoft bike

[*]When mechanic says you blew a seal, you can quip "actually, it was a walrus"

 

[44890]

Yeah, and the radiator fan will be huge.

 

[44890]

Re: Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

But if you pull the big lever on the side, the entire engine pops out and you can drop in a faster one.

 

[57335]

Seems like Intel should be hiring a firm to build a high tech bike, not a has been bike.

 

[Fenton]

Are you the Energizer Bunny?

 

[seruzawa]

Re: Top 10 facts about the Intel Bike

you forgot:

Intel bike goes obsolete quicker than a Ninja.