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#1 ·
thanks for finally posting this for me. Nice to see the "club" is alive and well at MO. i.e

Rememer boys always kiss longrides ass to get your post up.

 
#27 ·
The rumor is

Buz was longride's agent back in their Porn days. longride used to nicknamed something else because Buz discovered longride in a bath house. longride has retired and now is a programmer in Chicago. Well he used to be a programmer, his job was outsourced to India last month. Now you know the reason longride posts Buz's work.

I sugest you read longrides review of jacket in the MO product review section and send him some suck up about his writing etc. That usually works for people. longrides photo is in the piece, if you watched any 80s porn you will recognize longstuff.
 
#32 ·
Copy Cat Japanese

Think about this!

If Ducati Does It can the Japanese be far behind in releasing their own MotoGP replica bikes???

Could a Honda RC211V, Kawasaki ZX-RR & Yamaha YZF-M1 replica bike be coming to a dealer near you? And at a much lower price then the Ducati.
 
#35 ·
Uhh, guys..?

When you posted your articles didn't you see the note stating there were 65 articles ahead of yours?

I've posted several articles, none of which were published. Doesn't hurt my ego one bit.

It's a motorcycle webzine, relax for chrissakes.

-=Goggles=-
 
#36 ·
Well there is lots of poo-pooing here that we cannot afford it. The ticket here is that once out every motorcycle mag will be following all over themselves to get a ride/review. Also every bike oriented and performance oriented TV show will have a segment on it at some point (plus the usual Discovery mainstream shows etc.). This will make Ducati more a household name then it is now (say like Ferrari). All this free press will sell lots of monsters and plenty of T-Shirts.



In the end they better get it right. For the price I would expect this to be the fastest "production" bike in the world. If by the time the release it a GSXR750 is faster all is for not. Then they might as well be Jesse James....



There will be lots of rich people lining up to buy these just for the bling bling. Just like Ferrari (BTW where is the whining that we cannot afford a Ferrari???). Compared to the average Ferrari price this is a bargin!
 
#37 ·
Am I mistaken or is Kook posting even more insane drivel than usual? Change of medication? Or has the SS Mental Instability made port?



Sean should charge extra him for the bandwidth.
 
#40 ·
Re: Sniff the Glove

Ah, sh*t. I just got to this item. I assure you that I immediately got the bizzare gardening accident reference. I attended the University of Squatney, you know...

..and dated Bobbie Fleckman...

...and studied with Sir Denis Eaton Hogg...

...and kicked Artie Fufkin's ass...

You get the picture.
 
#44 ·
This really isn't the "question and answer" kind of forum. It's more of a forum where a news article is posted, the first post or two may have something to do with the news, and subsequent posts are made but generally don't go more than a reply or two deep. All other posts are Kpaul (aka The Great Motorcycle Profit, Kook, alter ego Kpual) bashing Buzglyd, Longride, Seruzawa (aka's Buz, Serusawacko, & Straightride, Shortride, collective aka's "the gang", "three musketeers", also compared to three of the seven dwarfs) and vice versa. Ultimately every posting matriculates down to how bad v-twins suck compared to inline fours, the performance/price ratio, and how stupid anyone is who bought a Harley or Ducati. Quit often posts will turn in to political arguments usually focused on peoples rights (or lack of them), Iraq, and the up coming Kerry vs. Bush election.

As far as emagazine employee's contributions to the forums, generally EBass will make a post or two to a member of the gang. Sometimes he will get angered by a post from a forum participant and make a veiled (or not so veiled) challenge to meet him in an alley where he will promptly kick your arse. While Ebass is a physically intimidating looking presence the threat is generally unintimidating as most of us live in different states and, well, being that this is a web forum, it's only an ethreat which doesn't have the same effect as, say, being hombre to hombre in a bar. JohnnyB, the true celebrity of the forum, will make a post and always generates a long list of Reply To's. Everyone likes to rub eshoulders with a celebrity. Sean makes far fewer forum posts but generally remembers he is running an emagazine people are paying for so his posts are more professional and attempts to answer critics' complaints. However, be warned that if you ever compare your riding abilities with his you will be challenged to a race where you get your bike of choice and Sean will ride a Sportster. He will gladly meet you anywhere you desire to give you the humiliating motorcycling drubbing of your life. In his defense (not that he cares or needs me defending this behavior), it is the competitor in Sean that makes him act out in this manner and not any kind of jerky personality. He seems like a nice guy. A nice guy that will humiliate you with unguilty pleasure when it comes to a riding challenge.

I'd say look for a more traditional non-emagazine type forum to discuss riding boots. Come to this forum when you want to trade insults, cycle bash, get the occasional threat of a beating (w/fists or motorcycles) and the occasional post or two related to motorcycling.

The latter comments apply to the forum. Your bike reviews, gear reviews, and ride stories are unique compared to traditional mags and informative. And I'm scared Ebass will come looking for me if I don't say something nice about the mag.
 
#45 ·
scottlite,

This really isn't the "question and answer" kind of forum. It's more of a forum where a news article is posted, the first post or two may have something to do with the news, and subsequent posts are made but generally don't go more than a reply or two deep. All other posts are Kpaul (aka The Great Motorcycle Profit, Kook, alter ego Kpual) bashing Buzglyd, Longride, Seruzawa (aka's Buz, Serusawacko, & Straightride, Shortride, collective aka's "the gang", "three musketeers", also compared to three of the seven dwarfs) and vice versa. Ultimately every posting matriculates down to how bad v-twins suck compared to inline fours, the performance/price ratio, and how stupid anyone is who bought a Harley or Ducati. Quit often posts will turn in to political arguments usually focused on peoples rights (or lack of them), Iraq, and the up coming Kerry vs. Bush election.

As far as emagazine employee's contributions to the forums, generally EBass will make a post or two to a member of the gang. Sometimes he will get angered by a post from a forum participant and make a veiled (or not so veiled) challenge to meet him in an alley where he will promptly kick your arse. While Ebass is a physically intimidating looking presence the threat is generally unintimidating as most of us live in different states and, well, being that this is a web forum, it's only an ethreat which doesn't have the same effect as, say, being hombre to hombre in a bar. JohnnyB, the true celebrity of the forum, will make a post and always generates a long list of Reply To's. Everyone likes to rub eshoulders with a celebrity. Sean makes far fewer forum posts but generally remembers he is running an emagazine people are paying for so his posts are more professional and attempts to answer critics' complaints. However, be warned that if you ever compare your riding abilities with his you will be challenged to a race where you get your bike of choice and Sean will ride a Sportster. He will gladly meet you anywhere you desire to give you the humiliating motorcycling drubbing of your life. In his defense (not that he cares or needs me defending this behavior), it is the competitor in Sean that makes him act out in this manner and not any kind of jerky personality. He seems like a nice guy. A nice guy that will humiliate you with unguilty pleasure when it comes to a riding challenge.

I'd say look for a more traditional non-emagazine type forum to discuss riding boots. Come to this forum when you want to trade insults, cycle bash, get the occasional threat of a beating (w/fists or motorcycles) and the occasional post or two related to motorcycling.

The latter comments apply to the forum. Your bike reviews are unique compared to traditional mags and informative. And I'm scared Ebass will come looking for me if I don't say something nice about the mag.
 
#46 ·
Buz gets George W. Bush special treatment.

Even though there were several articles (60+) ahead in the queue to be considered. Only Buz's news article which he stole from me, KPaul the Great Motorcycle Prophet, was posted. In typical George W.* fashion, longride promoted Buz's article ahead of many others. Now was his news timely yes, but KPaul posted the same story earlier. What made Buz's story more qualified than the many others ahead of it in the queue. We all know the dirty un-American truth.

*George W. Bush received preferential treatment to not only get into the ANG but to receive pilot training as well
 
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