[smithrob75]

They'll be Harley guys with that in about another week.. sheesh.

 

[Buzglyd]

That breath thingy might have helped you close the deal with that ***** in Reno.

 

[39970]

I'm pretty sure that he had a winning hand there, can you blame him for not playing it?

 

[jungkvist]

The 50cent solution

I've used cheepie dust-filter-masks to keep fogging down. They work okay and cost next-to-nothing, at hardware store - but you gotta modify them and they don't last very long.

Nice beenie! It could use a shoe brush on-top, though. Now, if you could only get some moon-eyed holographic goggles. I've always liked the Marvin The Martian look.

 

[sportbikebandit]

Cool EBass, I think I am going to order a Foggy breathguard. I have used a clear fog shield that sticks on your visor. It works OK, but distorts your vision. It also tends to lose its adhesiveness to your visor after awhile. You look like a paramilitary guy with that balaclava and helmet on. The guys you see down at the Tacoma army surplus store.

 

[44510]

Poser!!! Where was the "You look like a cross between me and your mom" sticker on the beanie??? And I bet you weren't wearing assless chaps either! Oh the horror!

 

[Nplateau]

You lose some weight Ebass? You're head doesn't look as fat as the last time I saw you.

 

[46067]

lay down, f off and die you dumb bastards... ride, ride, ride on give up on trying to look better doing it!!!

 

[sarnali]

I like the 400lb. "Militia Men" in SWAT gear at The Duffle Bag myself.



I may be naive but selling cases of .223's and 7.62X39 to middle aged fat guys in black jump suits doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

 

[37558]

Have I been watching to much Star Wars or do you kinda look like Darth Vader when Luke pulls off his face mask after blowing up the death star?

 

[Nplateau]

You talkin' to me chump? You want no part of this jonnyschmuck.

 

[jungkvist]

On the other hand...

Oh, come on! Where's your sense of the absurd?

 

[40746]

No sticker, but you'd be losin' that assless chaps bet.

 

[40746]

If you're over 8 years old and you've been watching any Star Wars at all, you've been watching too much Star Wars.

 

[40746]

Actually Babaloo, through the miracle of MO's 2004 policy of limiting themselves to a maximum quota of 2 stories per month, despite the fact that they had a back catalog of some 20 stories of mine, I now look younger and thinner than ever as they finally publish stuff that I wrote and photographed like a year and a half ago. Trust me brah, the digital EBass is way skinnier than the analog.



Pretty kewl, huh?!

 

[37558]

I'm going off memory on the look thing, but I did take my daughter to see the new Star Wars show last Friday. Thanks for the review and kind reply, I figured you would've popped me for sure.

 

[Nplateau]

I figured it was so, but I think you may be short changing yourself on the 20 backlogged stories.



I wonder who has taken over the title of "Freebie King" or in Sean's crude vocabulary "Swag *****." You were a tough act to follow, and I did more than hold my own, but I wonder if anyone left at MO has the soft touch, sugary charm, and polite demeanor to convince manufacturers to give up the candy. Fonzie probably does have the skill, but he's working too hard on keeping MO online to bother with schmoozing for free stuff.



Anyhoo, my family just bought our first gas grill and my carnivorous inclinations are being well satisfied by a variety of dead animals that have been seasoned and marinated to perfection by yours truly (a nod to Paco at the local Bodega market for extolling the wonders of orange juice and spice mixtures containing adobo). I hope your Memmorial Day weekend is as tasty as mine, so stay safe (this may be a good weekend to throw on that full-face lid), be well and eat heartily old chum.



If only there was football on the television this weekend...

 

[KLRer]

That skull mask scared me just looking at the picture; seriously that one could cause people to drive off the road etc. or maybe pull a .357 out as a precaution. Its probably entirely legal but I wouldnt wear it. Don't ask for trouble i say.

 

[4940]

Was that a mask?

 

[seruzawa]

Yeah, but just think. If one were to connect their EZ-Leaker(tm) to that skull mask then one could ride across the desert for days without having to stop!