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Spanish race organizers have promised a free gallon of Sangria to the first 50,000 race fans who show up. "Of course, a good, competitive race would be nice," explained Dr. Amarante Tabasco, the track president, "but with Rossi looking like he's going to walk away with the title, we figured the next best thing to real competition would be a hideous blood bath caused by thousands of drunken fans storming out onto the track as the green flag drops. It will make Spain famous world-wide."
Spanish race organizers have promised a free gallon of Sangria to the first 50,000 race fans who show up. "Of course, a good, competitive race would be nice," explained Dr. Amarante Tabasco, the track president, "but with Rossi looking like he's going to walk away with the title, we figured the next best thing to real competition would be a hideous blood bath caused by thousands of drunken fans storming out onto the track as the green flag drops. It will make Spain famous world-wide."
