[50908]

Sounds like a case of idle hands to me.

 

[Fenton]

Acting, Band, Motorcycling. At least he is consistent.

 

[pushrod]

As we say in the South,



"He ain't right!"

 

[03zx12r]

Hope this one has a valid license and maybe we wont see him with stiches in his lip.

 

[BrowningBAR]

The Worlds Fastest Doormat

"The star, whose many accidents have led to him puncturing his abdomen and breaking teeth and ankle, says, 'After an accident I just vow to go a little slower.'"

He's on a 74 Norton...after all of these accidents, what's he slowed down to? 5, 6mph???

I know, how about turnin' on your freakin' head light. You might stay up right more so than not.

My hat's off to what ever mechanic he's using to keepin' that [email protected] thing running.

...Whoa!!

 

[55897]

Who's he smashing into? Other idiots driving with their headlights off?



Give me your 850 Commando, Keanu. Doesn't sound like you're ready for one yet.

 

[48152]

WILD STALLIONS!

 

[48659]

OK, so he's stupid? Thanks for the head up.

(No lights, busted teeth etc.....)



Next story.........

 

[35286]

He may be an idiot, but any idiot who enjoys Commandos can't be all stupid. Hopefully his plastic surgeon is up to the task. Maybe he wasn't acting in the ' Excelent Adventures' movies.

 

[48152]

Keanu is the best actor in the world!

We sure are being critical of a fellow RIDER

when we don't know the circumstances of his crashes...

come on guys No Lights on is better than RUI

 

[35244]

DUDES! At least he's on a Norton. [Insert air guitar here]

 

[bigjames]

Well this comes to mind...



HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!



stoopid.....but probably a hoot.....

 

[49605]

Having probably bombed some of the same hills on a skateboard (at 40-50 mph) I ain't gonna criticize anyone for doing it on a bike... at least he has brakes

 

[4940]

Keanu Reeves in an idiot? What a shock.

 

[23063]

StarPulse News Blog



How have I issed this gem of a news outlet?



Coasting downhill with his lights off. Not unusual way of operating a Norton commando. If the engine were running he could be heard for miles, but at least it would help slow the bike down, because the brakes aren't worth shyt. No lights - not like that's never happened on a British motorcycle.

 

[50595]

Re: Acting Tips from Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves says that acting is just like riding a motorcycle.

The star, whose many accidents have led to him puncturing his abdomen and breaking teeth and ankle, says, "After an accident I just vow to go a little slower."

And when he is cast in a role that's way over his acting ability (everything since Bill and Ted), his strategy is the same: "I just talk a little slower," he said, slowly.