Oh yeah? How bout this one? Im riding on Route 17 in Vermont, west to east over the Appalachian Gap, with three other riders. Im in the lead setting a brisk pace on my hopelessly outdated V-twin SuperHawk. . I came smoking into one of the many blind left hairpins to see a moose taking a leak right in my line. What did I do? What could I do? I had to "Lay-R-Down" on the left side and slide under the moose, simultaneously frightening the moose off of the road and using the left side of my leathers to squeegee the moose urine off of the asphalt, thus providing safe passage for my comrades. Damage to the bike was minimal, the moose is unharmed, my leathers look great with the scuffs, and my friends are alive today because of my heroic actions.
Now teach that in your MSF course!
(In case youre wondering, there is no way I just made up the moose story to explain a lowside caused by too much throttle at the apex of the turn after a clumsy transition from the brake. That would suggest a crash caused by series of errors on my part too much speed for the conditions, poor manipulation of the controls, etc. Yeah, like that could happen.)