Here's a good one. We were at a Suzuki Test Ride day at our local dealer's. A guy got kicked off the test rides for popping a wheelie on a GSXR600. So, in retaliation, he does a drive by of the dealership, with probably about 50 people watching, does a two block long standup wheelie on his buddies GSXR1000. All this just as a semi trailer unit is trying to pull out onto the road. If he'd have been 5 seconds later with his stunt he would've had the semi pull across the road right in front of him. What a goof.