[devil_clown]

Here's how it infringes on YOU and ME.....

Your wife/mother/brother/son/daughter/grandfather/grandmother/baby sister whoever gets violently ill, just ingested liquid drano accidently like kids do,hurts themselves falling down the stairs or onto a knife or was just raped or shot and they need medical attention NOW!!! You just can't believe what is going on. Your head is spinning so fast because you don't know whether to scream for help or dial but can't remember the number to 911 because of the craziness of the momment and fear of losing a loved one. NOW.... At that exact point in time, 18 year old Johhny just got into an accident at the lake where, being as cool as Johnny is, was trolling for tail without a helmet on. It is VERY possible that another ambulance from another hospital WAY across town is now on it's way because it's Saturday night and they are busy. Accidents happen and are unavoidable. No one likes it, no one can prevent it, and no one ever wants them to happen. Point is though, save that ambulance ride for someone who just might need it. Not that Johhny didn't need it, but maybe he didn't deserve it over your dieing relative? Johhny, put the helmet on. You just might save someone elses life tonight besides your own.

Devil Clown

 

[devil_clown]

Loud Pipes

I'm kinda stunned by the apposal of loud pipes. Now Harley, that's a different story all together. Yes, they should be banned. (Simply because I don't have nor would I ever spend that kinda money on such an over rated, underpreforming casket on wheels.) But as far as the pipes are concerned, I feel pipes save lives. Period. Face it, motorcycling is dangerous. Most people don't see us, they sure as hell don't look for us and most don't give a rats ass if they drag us for 10 miles after hitting us if it means being late for brunch. Does the sound irritate a few? Good. See me, know that I'm there and get the **** away from me if you don't like the noise. That's the whole purpose. What is the advantage of being stealthy on a motorcycle? To get a good laugh out of Cletus's awe stricken face as you become his next hood ornament as he's shifting lanes and doesn't know you're there because, like I said, he's not looking for us. On top of that, they just put out a greatest hits volume of my wife left me and my dog is dead and he can't stop the urge welling within him to blast his sterio that costs more than his double wide before he sold it for the Harley and yodaling his ass off? Not me. I'ld be happy if I could crack his windshield with the sound of my exhuast alone. The point is to be seen. And sometimes to be seen, you need to be heard.

Devil Clown

 

[devil_clown]

What a stupid question from another stupid rag. The real question should be "Is Maxim magazine written by assholes?" Damn, makes me want to get a subscription just so I can cancel the thing. Good goin Maxim, that little questionaire probably killed a few thousand young riders who now think it's "uncool" to ride without one. Dumbasses. Fire the that wanted that one to go to print.



Devil Clown

 

[devil_clown]

Idiocy Has Reached Critical Mass

After reviewing the last billion statements, it amazes me how P.C. everyone really is. Not that it's a bad thing, mind you. It just amazes me. I, however, am not so P.C. Yes, if you ride without a helmet, I say you're a . Not because of where you live or what you ride, it just simply makes you a in my book. The ONLY reason I am glad to see another rider riding without a helmet is the pure satisfaction that comes from knowing if we are both speeding together down the same stretch of highway and Johhny Law Dog needs to get his quota on speeding tickets so that Little Johnny can get that new train set for Christmas, he/she pulls YOU over instead of me every time. Question it? Try it. Look for me when you do. I enjoy watching you pay for the ticket. So a big thanks goes out to you not riding with a helmet. It makes Johnny's kid happier during the Season and makes me smile every time you pay for a ticket that was most likely mine to begin with. Better buy a helmet while you can still afford one. My.....oh yeah....YOU'RE tickets generally aren't cheap.

Devil Clown

 

[devil_clown]

I got the point and F4? You might be a ******* if........

I understood your point. (As long winded as it was.) I was merely commenting on your last statement about the pipes. I whole heartedly believe they save lives. It would actually be nice if they would come from the manufacturer that way. (Other than those Harley P.O.S.'s that sound that way due to bad timing.)

Colorado_F4? Hmmmmmmmm....... You don't support the "Marry My Own Sister" Foundation out of Arkansas do you? You haven't recently sold your double wide for that Geo Metro with the $1000 boom box have you? Hey, if the dealer didn't care when he sold Cletus a Metro, and the Realator didn't care when he sold his double wide to by the sound system and the sterio shop didn't care when he spent the $1000 on a sterio that's worth more than his car, why should I trust his taste of music? **Mental Note Colorado** No playing your fiddle while you're driving! You may inadvertantly miss your spitoon and get some "backy" on yer windshield. Geeew Gew gew!!

Devil Clown

 

[devil_clown]

Hmmmm...... Why can I say ******* but not ?

M.O? If you are going to sensor me, why f u c k e r? Pttttthhhhhh!!!! F U C K E R! I can listen to any highschooler and get a variety of colorful metaphores but not the "F word" huh? Wonder why this is?

Devil Clown