Ha ha, he he. How cute of you to share with all of us your little office clubhouse humor. It makes us feel so good to know that with our subscriptions we get to be in on your little clubhouse jokes and get to know all of you by your cool nicknames.
Keep the sharp objects and things that go boom away from Sean for a while. He could either go 'postal' or Hunter Thompson any minute. Please get him a race with Pete ASAP. Put Sean on a Busa and Pete on a Burgman just to be sure to end his misery.
Based upon the differential in their relative gravitational masses, it's amazing that SA only lost to Pete by as much as he did. Maybe if Pete had Gabe riding pillion on the Destroyer next time, it would be a fairer contest.