These are mostly okay, but that one about the glass eye... some sort of punishment is indicated for that one. How about locking SV up in a cubicle with Sean for a couple of hours after one of Sean's notorious burrito lunches?
So the farmer from Texas is visiting his friend in Ohio. "Boy, how big's this farm ya got here?"
"Ya see that tree up there? says the Ohioan. That's the northeast corner and if you follow the ridge along that-a-way you're at the north west corner. Ya come back down to the barn and that's about the size of it."
"So how big is all yer alls farm in Texas", says the Ohioan.
"Boy, let me tell ya, if I rode my scooter all day long I wouldn't but just reach the edge of my farm".
The Ohioan nods and says, "ya, I had a motorcycle like that once too."
There was a biker, rich man, and priest out hunting in the wastelands of Africa. They get captured by a tribe of natives and are brought to the council chief. The Chief tells the trio that they were caught trespassing on a sacred burial ground and must be punished. The punishments are BUNGA Bunga or death.
The priest is offered his punishment first. He thinks for a moment and comes to the conclusion that nothing could be worse than death so he chooses BUNGA BUNGA. The thousand natives all start yelling BUNGA BUNGA , and run up and screw him in the tail.
The rich man is second to choose. He doesn't want to get screwed but figures he has a wonderful wife, kids, and life that he doesn't want to throw away by death. Plus no one has to know so he chooses BUNGA BUNGA. The natives chant BUNGA BUNGA, run up, and screw him in the tail.
The biker is last and is sickened as to what has happened. No way is he choosing the same fate as his friends. He defiantly shouts, I choose death!! The chief, with a smile says, Death by BUNGA BUNGA!!
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