So the farmer from Texas is visiting his friend in Ohio. "Boy, how big's this farm ya got here?"
"Ya see that tree up there? says the Ohioan. That's the northeast corner and if you follow the ridge along that-a-way you're at the north west corner. Ya come back down to the barn and that's about the size of it."
"So how big is all yer alls farm in Texas", says the Ohioan.
"Boy, let me tell ya, if I rode my scooter all day long I wouldn't but just reach the edge of my farm".
The Ohioan nods and says, "ya, I had a motorcycle like that once too."
"Ya see that tree up there? says the Ohioan. That's the northeast corner and if you follow the ridge along that-a-way you're at the north west corner. Ya come back down to the barn and that's about the size of it."
"So how big is all yer alls farm in Texas", says the Ohioan.
"Boy, let me tell ya, if I rode my scooter all day long I wouldn't but just reach the edge of my farm".
The Ohioan nods and says, "ya, I had a motorcycle like that once too."
