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Hey! First Post! That's the second time! I need to get out more.

Anyway, What's a Squid? It's not a term used in Australia (although we do eat squid by the tonne)
 

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See now, what we have here is a rider in decline, what is he like 40 or something.? Clearly over compensating trying to show off for all the Malaysian umbrella woofies and hangers arounds.



Probably had his leathers unzipped and a Austin Powers "male" medallion hanging off a gold chain. Too busy lookin' for beaver and blamo down he goes..............



What a pity.....
 

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If he tried that in LA traffic, he'd be a greasy spot on the tarmac.



And WTF, is it going to rain or what? I'm sick of driving the Dodge. Feels like I'm driving a "Grapes of Wrath" truck replica. Grandpa should be tied to the roof with some twine.



"Git the soothin' syrup G'maw"
 

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WTF Rain

For heaven's sake, just ride your bike.

If on some outside chance you get rained on, just have some medeecine when you get home.

PS: if by some miracle you do get rained on, check the local papers in Idaho. I have a feeling the Sasquatch will be sighted in Sun Valley next.
 

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"It was an accident" from Nicky himself. Ah yes, time for another exciting season of Max (and Matt) bashing! I'm sure they lose a lot of sleep worrying that they will never be voted Miss Personality. Just think, if they were popular maybe they could get a job riding a motorcycle fast.
 

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Re: WTF Rain

Problem is, when the Kawasaki senses rain, it quits running. Sparks shoot out of it like a pre '24 Otis Elevator.

Maybe Sochiro Lucasaka has something to do with the wiring?
 

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On a related note, word is that Max Biaggi has recently confirmed his attendance as one of MO's 2005 middleweight sportbike street testers, replacing last year's designated wild thang, Dale Alexander, who oddly enough is unavailable due to a previous commitment as a stunt double for the pit row scenes of the forthcoming film, "Ooops, sh*t, sorry. Didn't see ya' coming: The Max Biaggi story".
 

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Re: MotoGP Squid second post

Ha, no, second post for you pal.

A squid is someone who exceeds the limits of good taste and decorum whilst operating a motorcycle.

You really should have know.

BTW, what do you call "squids" in Australia? The Labour Party? SV650 riders? Jawas?
 

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LOL Would have loved to do the middleweight deal (track day and all) but Stardom calls! There was some talk that I might be a little large to be a believable MOTOGP rider but in the end my credentials (as a crash dummy and Highly experienced crasher) carried the day! Truth is stranger than fiction!
 

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Re: WTF Rain

はい、バッタ。いいえ、待ち時間は、それ中国語である。
 

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Re: MotoGP Squid second post

Or spanks everyone on a loaned 1200 bandit. Moto3 and all.
 

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Stereotypical squid:

A) 16-26 years old

B) Rides a Japanes sportbike

C) Wears little to no protective gear, often riding in the aforementioned "shorts and flip-flops" and sometimes without a shirt. If protective gear is worn, it will be loud and obnoxious

D) Skill set limited to pinning the throttle (whilst going in a straight line) and occasionally pulling a wheelie

E) Pays little to no regard to the fact that others are on the road

F) Frequently seen on the TV show "Cops"

G) Has already or will eventually total at least one bike due to an accident that was entirely due to assinine riding and limited skills.



This list is just a start and I hope others will start to add on...
 

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Re: MotoGP Squid second post

Does our experience qualify us as Senior Squids? Do we get extra credit for having survived this long?

PS As I heard it, being in front and all, you were making that Bandit pretty WIDE back there. I know I was surprised to be pulling up to a parked Sean and Mike (of course) after going at a reasonable pace (for me) on the lastest and greatest and seeing you right behind me on that thing ;-).
 

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Re: MotoGP Squid second post

Spanks who???? I'll admit, you looked pretty WILD in my mirrors for the few seconds you were in them, but I soon forgot as you faded into my wake.
 
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