Perhaps we'll get an airline seat that actually allows the passenger to not suffer from achy ass after 10 minutes?
Will someone notice that the cougars now passing for stewardesses - excuse me - flight attendants - need to be replaced with some hotties? Sorry, not Boeing's fault. Moving on...
Can I get a disconnect for the overhead speaker when the pilot describes the Grand Canyon for 10 minutes ad infinitum while I'm trying to slip into an alcohol induced nap/ coma?
How about some rubber bumpers on those G*Ddamn food carts so they don't kneecap me every time I'm in an isle seat?
Can a brother get a peanut bag that holds more than 10 nuts? Wait, also not Boeing, may have to incite rebellion at Planters... Viva la revolucion!
A beer tap at each seat sure would solve a lot of problems
And a bathroom big enough that I don't have to worry about cracking my coccyx bone while maintaining membership in the mile high club would be much appreciated.
How about a couch section in the rear where we can strap all those fat bastard Americans so their sweaty bellies can flop all over each other instead of crushing those of us unfortunate enough to be sitting next to them at less than cruiserweight?
Children and the cone of silence do I have to draw a diagram?