[SmokeU]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!

 

[SuperSquid]

AH HA! FIRST POST *****ES!

Bummer on that dudes bike getting snagged though.

 

[SuperSquid]

Awww sht! Pipped at the line again!

DOAH!

 

[acecycleins]

Slow news day, huh?

 

[1747]

Lame. What is youngest woman 46-yr old man can ethically, um, date?

 

[Buzglyd]

Has your wife gotten used to the "smashing in the screen" entrance to the house?

 

[seruzawa]

A few years of this and one understands why the cops think everyone is stupid. Certainly most of the people they have to deal with are dumb as rocks.



Say, maybe Kook is visiting Nagales. That would explain the stolen rag dolls and 6 pack.

 

[Vlad]

Johnny:



You should know the answer to that. In West Virginia, 12. In most of the South it's 14, provided she is a blood relative. In some states, it's 16. In a few it's "if there's grass on the field, play ball."



Please don't call me as an expert witness.



Vlad

 

[The_AirHawk]

Wouldn't necessarily explain *WHAT* is being done with them.............





(Oh, that poor sixpack!)

 

[36284]

I may be wrong, but I think this is the same column that reported a shipment of Roget's Thesaruses. "Local Police were baffled, dumfounded, and gob smacked." Tho only better one than that I heard from a friend in Amador county. "Some hikers had found a human head in a stream. Authorities suspected foul play."

 

[36284]

Put 'losing a shipment' in the appropriate space. Sheesh.

 

[bbtowns]

That's a matter for the law to decide.

 

[49605]

Best headline to a crime story ever: Edna Buchanon on an ex-con who tried to butt in line at a fast food joint & ended up getting shot & killed by the security guard...



"Gary Robinson died hungry"