[21684]

No, you only go to places considered "world adventure traveler hellholes" like motel 6.

 

[5718]

But they did say there was a $1000 annual minimum on food and beverage. That's a lot of Bud.....

 

[The_AirHawk]

Probably so. I couldn't find a single "price" anywhere on their website. But hey - go there, and YOU could win a Gold Membership!

www.vintagesresorts.com

I came *this*>< close to actually signing up - but there's no way they'd let an unwashed SOB like myself in their exclusive club for "free".

They've even got a line of clothing, called "Bastardwear". An apt name, to be sure.

 

[4940]

Hit a nerve did I?

 

[The_AirHawk]

ONE thing's for certain - it's no T.W.O. - and could only aspire as such.

 

[busa99999]

RV lots does not sound to upscale.

 

[obandoj]

Great idea, they need to build one in Sturgis, for sure they have to make sure the cigar humidors, wine cellars and fine cuisine chefs are all in order, on time for the arrival of the fine ladies and gentlemen who will be patronizing their upscale facilities...Oh, and do not forget some fine camel hair brushes for plucking bugs out of their teeth

 

[56599]

Maybe maybe not..

 

[55182]

LOL!

 

[55182]

Well considering he is so delusional that he thinks his Kawasaki is a Harley, I think he did quite well on the Ford … I would have sold him a Tundra with a tacked on Hemi badge for 10K over MSRP.

 

[55182]

motorcycling isn't supposed to be "up-scale"



?? If you ride a mo’cycle you belong in a trailer pimping the missus? I dunno so much.



After a long ride I enjoy hopping into the hot tub with some Wagner playing in the background. That won’t go down to well at the trailer park.



I share your sentiments pertaining "Just go for a ride. It's the ride not the destination, folks! ". But when I do get off the bike I like to have some creature comforts.

 

[pplassm]

I keep it with the skyhooks, right next to the snipe pens.



A headspace alignment tool can be a real thing, however.

 

[55418]

Blinker fluid and muffler bearings toos....

 

[Fenton]

I passed on this yesterday; then decided I really don't get it. Does anyone here feel they don't belong at a hotel/resort because they show up on a bike?

Do you try to find common ground with the other resort occupants when you show up by car, taxi, limo?

Looks to be riding the image conscious marketing coat-tails that tell you how to be an individual.

 

[36284]

I don't think I've ever got a second look from a motel clerk, I don't think. Of course, my bike doesn't have really loud pipes, and I don't get drunk until after I have checked in.

 

[Fenton]

Yabbut, you're up screwing around at 1 AM

 

[36284]

Short term memory loss. I recently adjusted my medication and have short term memory loss.

 

[4940]

All that weed I smoked during the sixties had a long term effect on my short term memory. What were we talking about now?