MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin---Press Release---
Harley-Davidson Motor Company is pleased to announce it has successfully concluded discussions with FIM to homologate the XL 1200N Nightster into World Superbike competition for the 2007 season.
Motor Company Senior Executive Vice President for the Technical Styling of Officers, Erik B.B. Davidson said, "We believe that with the technical backing of Kleenexx Ducati, who have the expertise to bribe sanctioning bodies at will, the new Nightster will be competitive at the WSBK level." Asked about the recent prediction by the GMP that "Twins are dead in Racing," Davidson commented, "Um, yeah. We're kinda worried about that. I mean, reality obviously conforms itself to his ravings. Just look at our bikes. His incoherent ramblings about engineering set metallugy back 50 years in an 800 mile radius! We really got screwed on that one. Actually, we're just hoping the GMP doesn't notice us out on the track. We're thinking if we can cover the Nightster with "RR" graphics and a really corpulent rider, the bike will be masked to the GMP, and he won't be able to see us from his orbiting Thetan Alien platform. Only then will we have a fighting chance."
Harley-Davidson is the world's largest manufacturor of heavyweight motorcycles and Thetan Alien refutations. Go online at h-d.com.