New, modern Matchless bikes for sale!
I've purchased the Matchless trademarks and am on the verge of producing the first new Matchless models in nearly a half century. The first bike will be called the Matchless Manx 800 and to raise money for the general production run of bikes, there will be a limited edition series call the Isle of Man series, bored out to 900cc, and that will feature - literally - the most expensive modern motorcycle components that I can find on the open market. All the big names will be there, including the mystical Ohlins.
These extremely limited edition 900cc bikes will be produced in a small production run of 0 bikes, to be followed by the general production run of 0000 bikes for the 800cc models. We are aiming for mass production for these models in the future, hopefully through our growing dealer network in the US and Europe, and we hope to have 000 000 units on the road by the end of 2007.
Deposits of 10K USD are being taken for the limited edition run of bikes at:
www.matchlessscam.com
any questions can be answered at the site, or can be forwarded to the company via snail mail at:
18975561156 Ltd.
George Town, Cayman Islands
1456-156
Initial deposits will go towards the R&D and production of a wicked-ass prototype that I will ride in every possible riding scenario so that it is thoroughly tested and retested, ad nauseum. I will exhibit this prototype at all the major motorcycle events in order to drum up more deposits and will hopefully get enough R&D money to outfit my friends with similar wicked-ass prototypes of their own.
I reserve the right to change the specs of the bike on paper several times to put off the annoying questions from the depositors because they will think that development is actually proceeding. I also reserve the right to write sad and cloying letters on the website begging for patience when those depositors start demanding their money back. I finally reserve the right to move to the Caymans should anyone discover my true identity and seek to do me bodily harm or to place me in a federal penitentiary.