[Kenneth_Moore]

To the National Transportation Safety Board:

GO PACK SCREWS UP YOUR ASS!

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Gee, whatta co-inky dink that the Institute Of Insurance Highway Safety report came out right when the NTSB report did.

I need a drink.

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

I live in one of those three states with no helmet laws. I reply to the NTSB to 'Go F&CK YOURSELVES!' Save your own lives. I'll worry about my own, thank you very much.

Florida has a remarkably sensible law: over 21 no helmet if you have medical insurance. Under 21, wear a helmet. It puts the decision in adult hands and removes any burden on the taxpayer if we splatter our brains. However, I'm sure NTSB will have highway funds stopped to any state that doesn't knuckle under, just like they did with the 55 mph speed limit.

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Do they have to have health insurance so some fat ass can buy a fat burger at McDonalds too, so that when they have heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure and multiple health ailments of every kind, would that remove the taxpayer burden also? I'm just asking.

Anyone over 220 lbs. is required to take their Greasy Macs' up the butt. Sorry Ma'am, it's the LAW!

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Damnit! I'm over 220lbs! I don't want anything in my ass but the $hit that comes out of it.

Back to the topic, I really hope the government gets dissolved like Russia's and remade into something that actually works.

Present company excluded, of course!

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Reynolds Wrap?
http://www.motorcycle.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=86&stc=1&d=1189694265
TinFoilHatArea.jpg

This is quality cubicle material. F the MAN! Kill ******!

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Mr. Moore, would you please report to Human Resources?

Mr. H. Meanswell, HR Director: Good afternoon, Mr. Moore. We have heard some rather colorful outbursts lately emanating from your work station. We like to think of ourselves as a tolerant workplace, but some of these...outbursts are quite forceful.

Mr. Moore: [whispers] kill ******?

Mr. H. Meanswell: Right then! Carry on.

Actually I think they're still getting over the drunken fornication episode in the copy room at last year's Holiday Party. Good times, Spongebob, gooood times. Lucky thing I have some technical talent...

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Tell me you're kidding

You can't legislate stupidity out of people. I would not ride without a helmet regardless of the law. I don't see this any different than passing seat belt laws or speed limit laws. There are dozens of laws to protect us from our own stupidity. I don't think my rights have been violated when they pass a law that says I have to do something that I should have been doing anyway.

I'll bet this fine perspective of yours will go right out the f'ing window the minute "they" pass a law that says you have to do something you don't think you should have been doing anyway.

Hmmm...sounds suspiciously like "he whose name must not be spoken." Somebody leave the screen door unlocked?

 

[Kenneth_Moore]

Cell phone usage is the new DUI!

It's a fact. Detailed studies have shown that cellphone=using cagers are just as dangerous as DUI drivers. Since the DUI folkers don't have a huge lobby like the telecomm industry, they aren't allowed to practice their chosen driving abberation...but the cell cagers are.