Look, here's the show that urgently needs to be produced and broadcast - picture this:
Jesse James brings in a team of crack bike designers - yes, you guessed it, it would be the Orange County Crew, dad, sons and all the rest, to the Monster Garage.
Jesse has a new kind of project and wants the OCC bunch to be his whipping boys for week. The project is this: take a Big Dog chopper and re-work it into a world-beater sport bike!
The OCC gang must pull this off in schedule and deliver a bike to Jesse which he will then take out for a few laps at the local track. A high side at speed would be an entertaining close to the project.
If OCC can pull it off, Jesse rewards them with arm chaps, chromed spiked half helmets, trips to the nearby "body art" boutique and other such biker booty.
To top it all off the Highwayman can immortalize the episode in one of his incomprehensible ramblings.