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Have them sign a disclaimer that, if they are hurt on your land in any way, they will be treated like a horse and will be shot and put down immediately. Turning them into glue is entirely up to you.



Actually this reminds me of the episode when Homer brings home a trampoline...

 

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I have a bunch of land just south of the Grand Canyon. I've found a great way of avoiding having to deal with a bunch of friends wanting to use the land; I don't socialize.