[mscuddy]

Hmmmm.



Didn't McWilliams' Booel DNF at Infineon with a bad ignition on lap 10?



Rotsa ruck to Mr. Dunga and the crew.

 

[mscuddy]

Well if you climbed out of that bottle for a few minutes mister you'd notice that an XBRR did set a lap record at some obscure ASRA endurance race a few months back.



As a work-around for specious fuel injeciton mapping maybe Buell can offer up trained capuchin monkeys to change the sparkplugs for you, like ride-along mechanics. And they'll work for peanuts.

 

[mscuddy]

Yeah, and they're not big manly plugs like a Harley should have, but little wimpy plugs that are hard to get ahold of and slip out of your fingers. Then they drop down behind the frame and vanish. Must be seven or eight of 'em stuck down there somewhere.



The sociopaths at Glendale HD said they'd fix it next service, thanks guys.

 

[mscuddy]

Re: Courage

Taking the HD out of Buell would be like taking the APE out of apricots. The Aunt Jemimah out of syrup. The E Plurbis out of Unim.

Eric is a smart fellow, and judging by Buell sales lately he's giving people like me something that's not avaialble en mass.

Now taste the whip and bleed for me!

 

[mscuddy]

Oh they'll dis that too, saying it's a copy of something or it smells funny or isn't the right color.



It won't be an inline four, you can bet on that. Maybe a V-3? Yeah. Stick another cylinder in there...

 

[mscuddy]

It does boggle the mind. You know every possible piston engine configutation had been tried by 1925. Overhead cams, sleeve valves, roatry valves, 4 valves, 5 valves, no valves.



I'd say it'll be an Uber-Sportster motor with OHC, water cooling and a gear driven primary.



Or a twingle like my Puch.

 

[mscuddy]

On looks alone...hey, I just discovered teenager repellent.



My kid and her friends just barged into my home-office-bar looking for CDs and I ran them off with Vanilla Ice lyrics.



So take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet, LA is the scene in case 'ya didn't know it.



Word.

 

[mscuddy]

15 going on 30.



I've already ruined the Pixies and Social Distorion for her, so now I'm moving to the I tunes list.



"Then up the block popped the glock of the gang-star..."



Nothin' like regge-rap to clam the nerves.