Amazingly, the Robb Report motorcycle magazine does find its way to the UK. It's actually easier to find than Cycle World (Hello, Mr Overseas Distributor, are you awake?). But for all the droolworthy specials and concours restorations in Robb, and although I love the diversity of the motorcycling world, I can't quite get my head round this luxury thing. There's something real about bikes, something that involves dust, oil, bugs in the teeth, and occasional pain, and although they're the bits we all hate, if they were taken away the rest of it would lose something. Robbworld bikes - and Robbworld bikers, for all I know, because I've never met any of these people on the road - are missing the point, somehow.