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Spray can; flat black. Large steel spike bolt-ons. Gun turret with one GE Electronic Gatling Gun from Dillon Precision. 2 pairs of large center spear spikes on rims/wheels. Flame throwing exhausts. Skull headlight.
 

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Leave him alone.

Spray can; flat black. Large steel spike bolt-ons. Gun turret with one GE Electronic Gatling Gun from Dillon Precision. 2 pairs of large center spear spikes on rims/wheels. Flame throwing exhausts. Skull headlight.
The boy's alright. (ba da bing)
 

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Rattle-Grenade Flat Black, then use the "flingit" method with seven or eight of your fav colours from a large paintbrush. OR your hand. Handprints, that'd be diff.

OR, that roll-on Herculiner stuff.

OR, Scroogle a few pics of your fav early Coldwar-Era Military Jet, complete with "Sharkmouth" and design a scheme around that. That'd be feckin' COOL havin' the Sharkmouth right-behind the footwell.

OR, getcherself like a bazillion psuedo-"gems" from Hobby Lobby (like $5), and glue 'em ALL OVER the bike, in interesting patterns. Like a Coldwar-Era Military Jet. Complete with "Sharkmouth"................
 

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Seriously, it depends on what your objectives are. if you want to "make a statement", see above.

If you want a professional, glossy, flawless job, then take it to a pro, or prepare to invest in a lot of equipment, time, and effort. It's expensive, because it's a lot of work.
 

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Paint it refigerator gloss white, with appliance paint. Make it look like a '55 Kelvenator. Put some chrome handles on it, drawer pulls or sumpin'.
 

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Hey what happened to my post? I said Vespa's should be faded pea green or off white and covered with diesel soot and brick dust.......

Have I in some inadvertant way offended the Italian-American contingent with my accurate portrayal of the iconoclastic Wasp?????

If I have I'd like to answer with the same heartfelt response I got from some little Italian street urchin when I wouldn't give him a cigerette, to wit:

"Fungu you ma-ma"...

Thank you, and good day....
 

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Hey what happened to my post? I said Vespa's should be faded pea green or off white and covered with diesel soot and brick dust.......

Have I in some inadvertant way offended the Italian-American contingent with my accurate portrayal of the iconoclastic Wasp?????

If I have I'd like to answer with the same heartfelt response I got from some little Italian street urchin when I wouldn't give him a cigerette, to wit:

"Fungu you ma-ma"...

Thank you, and good day....
You're about to be "Right-Sized" out. This is the first stage of the new MO Policy.........
 

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Hey, no problem...I'll have Guido "the Claw Hammer" and Benito "The Crowbar" stop by from the Union hall and discuss my seniority at MO.....
 

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That's more like it, 'bout time you young pikers showed a little respect fer' yer' elders

Now make yer' self usefull and go git me a beer, and don't shake it up this time ya' little SOB
 

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Sons a bytchs I'll get it my gad dam self......

Lite beer! shyt my piss has more alchohol in it than that swill, stuffs like sex in a canoe...f*ckin close to water.....

grumble grumble (hchhhk spuut) grumble..little SOB's...
 
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