Some things best left to the Europeans . . .
. . . traffic circles 50 feet wide with no lanes, rain slicked cobblestone streets, drivers who act like they are playing a video game and will magically return to life if they crash and die (uh, wait a minute, that's Los Angeles), and scooters. You like your damn scooters so much you can have 'em! Cause there are only four great certainties in this hell hole we call a world: birth, death, taxes, and no self-respecting American male is gonna be caught dead riding a scooter no matter how big the wheels are or how many cc's its got. Oh and by the way, tell your women to take a bath and shave their pits!
. . . traffic circles 50 feet wide with no lanes, rain slicked cobblestone streets, drivers who act like they are playing a video game and will magically return to life if they crash and die (uh, wait a minute, that's Los Angeles), and scooters. You like your damn scooters so much you can have 'em! Cause there are only four great certainties in this hell hole we call a world: birth, death, taxes, and no self-respecting American male is gonna be caught dead riding a scooter no matter how big the wheels are or how many cc's its got. Oh and by the way, tell your women to take a bath and shave their pits!