[Sam_Freed]

Some things best left to the Europeans . . .

. . . traffic circles 50 feet wide with no lanes, rain slicked cobblestone streets, drivers who act like they are playing a video game and will magically return to life if they crash and die (uh, wait a minute, that's Los Angeles), and scooters. You like your damn scooters so much you can have 'em! Cause there are only four great certainties in this hell hole we call a world: birth, death, taxes, and no self-respecting American male is gonna be caught dead riding a scooter no matter how big the wheels are or how many cc's its got. Oh and by the way, tell your women to take a bath and shave their pits!

 

[Sam_Freed]

Shaving habits (or lack thereof)

Armpits, my man. Not that Eurochicks shave, or wash, anything else either. That having been said, many of them, especially the Irish, Italians, and Scandinavians are drop dead gorgeous, and sexy as can be. In many ways superior to our Americanized brats. Just be sure to add a wash cloth, some soap, and a razor to the de rigeur jimmy hat on your pre-flight check list and you'll enjoy a much smoother ride (pardon the pun).

P.S.- scooters still suck!

 

[Sam_Freed]

Re: Some things best left to the Europeans . . .

Bob,

You are just wrong. And I mean that on so many levels!