Re: And we love you, too
June 15, 2004
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your enthusiastic support of Pirelli products! We had hoped that domination of a once proud but now faded motorsports event would garner significant attention for our advanced line of motorcycle tires, even if it is from pathetically transparent, patronizing moochers such as yourself. As a reward for such jaded and ulterior motive-laden suck-upery--and, of course, your ball peen hammer-like subtlety-- we, your friends at Pirelli U.S.A., have decided to award you with a set of brand new, remanufactured Pirelli (R) Sport Demons (TM), sizes 100/90-16 and 130/90-16. We hope you enjoy the sporting performance of these quality, race-bred tires.* And we also hope that you continue to show your support of Pirelli and its products in a similarly demeaning fashion.
Happy riding and best wishes,
Franco Antonio "Skippy" Harris
Senior Assistant Managing Director, Marketing
Pirelli U.S.A.
*By accepting this award you agree not to hold Pirelli SpA or any of its subsidaries liable for injury or death resulting from the use of Pirelli (R) Remanufactured Sport Demon (TM) motorcycle tires in actual riding situations. Pirelli (R) Remanufactured Sport Demon (TM) motorcycle tires are meant for display purposes only.