[The_AirHawk]

You obviously haven't priced Plexus lately! Pledge is about one fourth the price of Plexus........

(I use the Pledge on paint an' stuff like that - an' the Plexus on windscreens, visors, glasses, and headlights)

 

[The_AirHawk]

But it generates a mental image of a 220#, 6' guy wearing a yellow chiffon dress, swirling around a motorcycle singing:

Lemon Pledge cleans so easy,
Lemon way to make bikes glow.
Lemon Pledge as you're dusting,
Adds new luster as you go!

Hey! Enough with the mental pictures in here! I'm gettin' a Woody and I'm at work!

 

[The_AirHawk]

Man, that scared me and it's me he was talking about. Whew!

I thought he was talkin' about me!

The thought of that dainty yellow-chiffon against my naked, supple skin.........