[vermicious]

I have a tenuous enough grip on my self control without this kind of temptation. I'm going to have to delete this thing from my memory.

 

[vermicious]

No, no, no. You need to go to the bank RIGHT NOW and take out a loan. You need this bike. Don't deny yourself basic day-to-day needs it will only lead to stress and anxiety.

That, and when you lose your license, I can buy the bike off you cheap!

You, sir, are a son-of-a-b1tch