[28086]

Two-up Meth Lab...FP

 

[seruzawa]

Riding around with a leaky container of ether, eh?



That's why they call it 'dope'.

 

[Buzglyd]

New Helmet Law

Maybe we'll have to make riders wear open-face helmets so we can see their teeth.

 

[03zx12r]

A clear example of stupidity.

 

[longride]

Good old Necessity. It's the momma of invention.

 

[BrowningBAR]

This is the main advantage of ether: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tounge- severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

 

[52425]

Were they big bellied, bearded, wearing 1/4 helmets holding a 1/4 of a brain? You know the riders.

 

[pplassm]

"Sauer and Buckman were lodged at the Henderson County Detention Center."



Sort of like a TravelLodge, eh?

 

[BrowningBAR]

Except with nicer accommodations......

 

[Buzglyd]

They were all SV650 riders touting what a bargain meth-lab they had just purchased.

 

[23063]

Anhydrous ammonia and ether?? What about the four gallons of gasoline suspended on top of an unstable vehicle traveling at high rates of speed.

 

[sarnali]

Re: Yeah, right....

Everyone knows bikers transport drugs in their motorcycle crankcase's...saddlebags are for "Assualt Rifles" and machineguns and un-taxed cartons of ciggerettes.

 

[BrowningBAR]

Re: Yeah, right....

Do you have any idea how hard it is to balance the bike with the belt fed Browning 1919 mounted to the front end of the tank?

I'm dragin' links, dripping lubricant, and stove pipin' shells constantly.

...and my shots are still floating on me! I can't hit the broad side of an Excursion!

 

[Buzglyd]

maybe it was the guy's personalized plate that gave it away:



TWEKR

 

[52425]

I just knew someone would come back commenting on the SV.

 

[seruzawa]

Re: Yeah, right....

Wrong!

Drugs go in the gas tank.

Don't you know anything? Jeeeeeezzzz......

 

[seruzawa]

Don't forget the extra "rush" you get when you light up a smoke around a container of ether.

 

[5117]

A VFR or Concours would have been a much better choice... you could store more chemicals in the saddlebags.

 

[52425]

Re: Yeah, right....

NO, NO, NO! You put the drugs in the exhaust pipes so the people behind you get stoned.

 

[BillyO]

Now,that`s the BEST "Speeding" citation ever given by a cop.

As Patrick Henry once stated:"Give me librium or give me meth."