Eh! It's-a the Pope-a!
Pope to bless Motorcycles
Pope Benedictus 16 will bless motorcycles when he visits Los Angeles later this week, in what's being called "the blessing of the damned" or "the blessing of the organ doner".
Organizer Freddy Blasie, who once called the new Pope a "pencil necked geek" has repented by filing out 18 holy cards and repeating the hail mary 300 times while standing on one foot.
Blassie, who was ex-communicated in 1968 after assaulting an alter boy, is again in good standing with his Priest, Father Patty O'Tool Fernandez, and the parrish of St. Finbar, if not the whole Catholic community of Los Angeles, for organizing this monumental event.
Bingo and raffle tickets will be sold at the entrance, the drawing will be for a set of gold fish-tail exhaust pipes once installed on the 1998 Electra Glide owned by Archbishop of Los Angeles' own Fr. Mahoney.
Proceeds go to the Catholic legal defense fund.
Organizer Freddy Blasie, who once called the new Pope a "pencil necked geek" has repented by filing out 18 holy cards and repeating the hail mary 300 times while standing on one foot.
Blassie, who was ex-communicated in 1968 after assaulting an alter boy, is again in good standing with his Priest, Father Patty O'Tool Fernandez, and the parrish of St. Finbar, if not the whole Catholic community of Los Angeles, for organizing this monumental event.
Bingo and raffle tickets will be sold at the entrance, the drawing will be for a set of gold fish-tail exhaust pipes once installed on the 1998 Electra Glide owned by Archbishop of Los Angeles' own Fr. Mahoney.
Proceeds go to the Catholic legal defense fund.
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How come-uh you no ride-uh the Ducati!? ...too bad he's German -- we could go on like this for a long time 
Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! LIVE AT THE ARENA:
THE POPE!
ALL THE WAY FROM THE VATICAN, ITALY, THE POPE IS LIVE ON STAGE BLESSING THE BIKES AND BIKINI BABES AND WEARING THE WORLD FAMOUS POPE HAT!
TICKETS $42.50 AT ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS
NO BOTTLES CANS OR COOLERS – A FANTASMA PRODUCTION
THE POPE!
ALL THE WAY FROM THE VATICAN, ITALY, THE POPE IS LIVE ON STAGE BLESSING THE BIKES AND BIKINI BABES AND WEARING THE WORLD FAMOUS POPE HAT!
TICKETS $42.50 AT ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS
NO BOTTLES CANS OR COOLERS – A FANTASMA PRODUCTION
The Pope....... The POPE........ THE POPE HAT'S ON FIRE!!
(we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!)
(we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!)
>Shudder!<
How far from the keyboard do I need to be to avoid the bolt from above?
How far from the keyboard do I need to be to avoid the bolt from above?
Eurotrip, fabulous flick.The Pope....... The POPE........ THE POPE HAT'S ON FIRE!!
(we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!)
Pope Update!
According to local sources, the Sisters of Mercy from the parrish of St. Ignacious will be preforming supercross-like stunts on Italiajet mopeds in the parking lot of the Archdiocese office on Temple street.
16 tons of dirt have been molded into a "Hevenly" supercoss track in the parking lot, with doubles, triples and what some describe as "The Stairway To Heaven", a steep uphill-table top that will have the sisters over 60 feet in the air when they cross the finish line.
Archdioces spoksperson, Sister Mary Elephant reported that the habits (hats) used by the sisters will give them better aerodynamics to negotiate these hazardous jumps.
Go Sisters! Sounds like the Catholic Church has finally cashed in on the Supercross craze.
According to local sources, the Sisters of Mercy from the parrish of St. Ignacious will be preforming supercross-like stunts on Italiajet mopeds in the parking lot of the Archdiocese office on Temple street.
16 tons of dirt have been molded into a "Hevenly" supercoss track in the parking lot, with doubles, triples and what some describe as "The Stairway To Heaven", a steep uphill-table top that will have the sisters over 60 feet in the air when they cross the finish line.
Archdioces spoksperson, Sister Mary Elephant reported that the habits (hats) used by the sisters will give them better aerodynamics to negotiate these hazardous jumps.
Go Sisters! Sounds like the Catholic Church has finally cashed in on the Supercross craze.
I'd like to see his umbrella girls! Now that's heavenly.
Actually, they're setting up a special seating section for boys under 14.I'd like to see his umbrella girls! Now that's heavenly.
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