How 'bout "The Komodo Cup"? Komodo is the brand of my cheap monitor, but it sounds better than the "I don't know what brand is my clone PC 'cause I lost the little tag Cup". Hey, my PC is like the left turning light in my Kawa: cost half but works just the same!!!
By the way, when I left my bike on a side stand that wasn't pushed all the way through, I realized something vital: if you own a 1994 Vulcan 500 (and you're a very lucky squid) you can let it go to the left and the only thing that touches ground is the turning light. I don't know if it works all the time, but I'm not willing to try again!