Press Release: Bob to Build Him a Motorsickle
Bob, some guy who lives down yonder, is planning to build him a motorsickle sometime soon.
The motorsickle is described by sources near Bob as having wheels, a frame, and some kind of motor.
Bob has been heavily involved in motorsickles for years, having first ridden one at the age of twelve. He went on to purchase one at the age of 37, and now has put over 1200 miles on it in 16 years of ownership.
Bob's technical credits include 32 years of experience servicing soda vending machines and 3 semesters of metal shop at the Akron community college. He is regarded as the finest fly-fisher in 4 counties.
Although suppliers have not yet been chosen to provide electrical, suspension, wheels, powerplant or chassis components, Bob knows he wants the bike to have tangerine-flake paint like he saw in a copy of "Biker Parties" he saw at a local liquor store.
Bob has so far raised over 1.1 hundred dollars of investment capital. Production is scheduled to begin next Tuesday, if Bob's cousin Norville picks up his El Camino that's been in Bob's garage since last summer.