but..but..but...I don't have a passport!!!!
Tell you what, I've already been to Spain so when I win I'll SELL MY TICKETS!!!!!!, that's right folks....get your bid in now for sarnali's motogp tickets...just give your bank account, social security number and drivers license number to my representitive Mr. John Oolougababwee, 6969 Victoria and Albert Rd. Lagos, Nigeria L7W3, Please include the sum of $500 American dollars as a refundable earnest money to show your good faith..
God Bless you