[seruzawa]

Yer just jealous because I have this glorious announcer voice and no one can understand a word you're saying-except maybe Ditka.

Would you please explain what your signature means? I've read it three times and it makes absolutely no sense.

 

[seruzawa]

Wait a second.

Well I'm a former radio DJ but I have a wiener.

Since you live in Kalifornia you can use that spiffy new "predator protection and facilitation" law that Arnie signed last year. All you have to do is say that you are a woman and, ta da, you magically become one! You can be whatever sex you want by the day, hour or minute. And no one can criticize you for it or they can be forced into "sensitivity training" (see below). Any pedophile can dress as woman and hang out in the little girl's room with a cell phone camera. Ain't that precious? So you CAN be a female talk show host for an hour. You just have to say you are.

From the New Age Dictionary(tm): Sensitivity Training - A coercive brainwashing system invented in Soviet Russia under Stalin and imported into the Western nations by mental health authorities. A political oppression tool designed to silence any opposition to totalitarian collectivism. It relies on peer pressure and threat rather than actual physical pain as used in the more well known Chinese brainwashing system practiced against Allied POWs during the Korean War. For some reason this Soviet mind control technique has been accepted by westerners under the pretense that it is some sort of beneficial treatment.

 

[seruzawa]

I had this big, long rebuttal drafted; then decided to just scrap the whole thing.

What's the use.

If it's on the internet it's gotta be true! Because no one would ever just make up total BS and put it on the internet and claim it's all true. The internet is truth! Like newspapers and university studies! All fact!

 

[seruzawa]

Nevermind. I retract my statement.

Non compos carborundom.

 

[seruzawa]

Without the unusual first or second poster, Sachi is our only member of the fairer sex, I believe.

MO has always been 99%+ older guys. As Kirk pointed out in his other recent post, I guess we scare off the young and the meek.

There are meek motorcyclists?

 

[seruzawa]

Personally,

Well then, what do we need to do to make this, our Good Ol' (well, including V.1) site more attractive to women and those that don't fit the "Angry Old Men" demographic?

Perhaps I shall start, maybe post a thread concerning the selection of the proper mix of herbs and spices to put in a sachet to hang with both leather and synthetic riding gear, and also to put in helmets.

I'm a Lavender kind of guy, other fellows maybe not so much. Rose petals and Lexol don't really complement each other.

Research is required! OFF then, to Bed, Bath and BEYOND!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.