Hey Higdon.
You're an *******. You may ask, but why? Well, even if you don't ...
Because it's 50 freakin' dollars. Just pay it, you flippin' moron and don't speed. But no. You're that guy.
Which guy?
You know, THAT guy. The guy at every biker gathering, every rally, every race, that's got the big fat mouth and can not live at all unless he regales the world around him with stories about how HE STUCK IT TO THE MAN.
Helmets???? WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS!?
Radar???? WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS!?
What about my right to have you shut the ***** up?
You know why government employees everywhere are such beaten down, apathetic nits? Because all day long, day in and day out, they deal with people like you: People that imagine themselves lawyers, even though they have no law degree, and who go around shouting about their freakin' rights over a fifty dollar ticket.
Other people on this board have lauded your rebelliousness. Well, know at least someone out here wishes you'd ride at the speed limit and stop endangering people on the street while you loudly proclaim your rights, or, failing that, point yourself directly at a windmill and tell yourself it's a dragon. No, really, Higdon, it's a DRAGON. Get it! Go get it, boy! Get it!